Floats McGoats
A lighthearted logic game where strategy, luck, and a herd of goats collide.
$24.99
Quantity:
2026 Sixth-Grade Curriculum Kit
Floats McGoats
Shipwrecked goats. Wobbly rafts. One chaotic race for survival.
Disaster has struck your crew of daring, seafaring goats—the ship has capsized, the sea is full of scattered planks, and now it's a floating free-for-all. Your mission? Build a raft and rescue your goats before your sneaky opponents beat you to it.
But don't get too comfortable. There's a shark in the water, dice-fueled chaos on every turn, and a raft full of drama—because these goats don't always play nice.
Here's how it works:
On your turn, either add a goat to the raft or roll the 12-sided die to trigger wild effects like:
- Goat Love – 2 goats agree to share a space
- Goat Fights – because nothing says "family game night" like a goat brawl
- Raft repairs or sabotage – hope your goat can swim
The first player to safely secure six goats on the raft wins. The others? Well... let's just say their goats are going to need floaties.
With quick turns, unexpected twists, and just the right amount of ridiculous, Floats McGoats is a hilarious, strategy-meets-luck game that keeps kids giggling, parents on their toes, and everyone yelling "Nooo, not the shark!" at least once per round.
Perfect for family game night, rainy afternoons, or anyone who thinks goats + disaster = a good time.
